Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Forrest Gumptionless

Living life is like eating a box of chocolates...

Everytime you take a piece out and want to eat it, a great big bear comes along and smacks it out of your hand, pops it into his mouth, and walks away, without even a word of thanks.

1 comment:

Mockingbird said...

Huh? Who's that great big bear?
Huh? It's not "you never know what you're gonna get"?

2 Kings 2:23,24-
"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number."

In Singapore, those lads would have called Elisa, "Oi! Botak!"